Goooooo bo wo bo go gobobogoo!

I'm getting told off for not updating, and as a revenge, I couldn't bother to make up a catchy title.

I'll give you a picture of my the awesome elephant hanging on our christmas tree, bought in London for a fortune. And decribed by my stepdad as "a bad LSD trip" well, I've got a question for you stepdad, how do you know? HAH! -owned. Now, IF I'd imagine an LSD trip, I'd say it would contain several elephants, and not just a single one, cos that's far out.
Still preserving the madness, let's go get changed for NEW YEARS! Happy new years losers, I was even at work today, eat that, you old fashioned monkeys.

Speaking of which, I saw King Kong last night, cried like a fountain, people asked why the floor was wet and the audience on the front row had to float on their chip-fat during the last sequence.

In short: It was too fucking long. Scary -but awesome. Graphics: Brilliant, but I wouldn't be happy unless the big-hearted gorilla survived. So, I didn't like it. Let's get pissed, luzahs, -it's new years!

The numbers in a circle, that rhymes with 'Lime'

The ever so evil, the word named Time.

If time was different,
then we would all agree
that this was the way it was supposed to be.
Why are we blindfolded?
Why can't we see?

Your voice is distant, I can't hear it now
Where did it all begin? And how?
You are lost, I am scared
this doesn't have to be weird.

But still if time, time, oh, time could change so much.
It could make it right, it could let us touch.
Like forbidden fruit we hang from a tree
we can't grab eachother, and neither can we.

Your voice is distant, I'm all alone
I throw into the darkness a pebble, a bone.
A hundred years ago we'd be married and glad
but now, it is frowned upon: "nutters!" -"mad!"

Time could change it, make it all right
and this word of time, makes my heart fill with fright.

Take the cold fingers I'm stretching out.
Follow my whimpers as I'm stumbling about.

We could travel through time, just you and I.
Farewell cruel world, fucking goodbye.

Scared and lonely

.. Tomorrow I'm getting a visitor, every emotion I can possibly ever have, is making a hell inside myself. I'm scared, and lonely.

My feet are cold.

'When you're gone, the silence is devouring the sounds of the babysteps we're taking, to immortality. '

I'm exploding

Happy b-day g-sus, it's x-mas! a-wesome!

Merry Christmas! God Jul!
I'd like to introduce to you, this years gingerbread project. "The Amazing Vikingship" an extreme culinary experience, you've never seen or tasted anything like it.

Started off with a decent portion of gingerbread dough at early morning. My thoughts were already creating an image of this creation quite vividly inside my head.
Shit, attempt number one, I discovered that I had to adjust the temperature since the dough is basically sugar and melts therefore in the oven and looses it's shape :/

Attempt number two was... burned.... *bang-head-in-gingerbread-dough* d'oh! Attempt number three, day seven :D (that's attempt number three in total, not the third attempt the seventh day, I only tried three times, and the last time was simply perfect).

And voilá! isn't that simply breathtaking? Notice the wonderful details, the dragonhead in front is an excact duplicate of the one from the Oseberg vikingship. The whole thing is edible, except the tray and the beautiful glad-pack waves. Merry Christmas you freak, merry christmas.

I look slightly Influenced by alcoholic beverages, like sherry.

I'd do ANYTHING for a glass of sherry right now.

I was only on time, but I didn't

yeah, missed first lesson. Makes me feel bad, but after all, we're only watching a film, I'm not feeling too guilty about missing out on that. So right now, I'm sitting in the hallway outside our classroom and surfing the internet! -WOHO! LEt's party like it's 1899! -_-'

The Crockerie is invading my dreams, I had dreams about people coming over to the cashier with piles of plates, cauldrons, napkins and glasses wanting each item wrapped seperately, and properly, since they were gonna send them to Scotland of course. Now that's just great.

Though what IS great: Let's go to Sweeeeeden, let's go where it's cheaper! Let's go tooo Sweeeden and get some booze! Let's go to Sweeeeden and get some sweets, let's go to Sweeeden and dance to beats!
A glass of cordial and a candle, quite elementary my dear Dawson.