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It's SUN out?!

zomg, what's going on?

Today, it was sunny outside, it was really weird. Haven't seen the sun in yonks, and suddenly, it just popped up, like *pop* -here I am!

Thought I'd just been temporarily blind for three months, but hey! It was just darkness! Kind'o sweet :) I can actually see my hands when I reach out in front of me!

This is a couple of weeks old, but it was sunny! -or, it was sunset, but that is the last time we saw sun..

Well anyway Mr. Sun! -GO AWAY! WE WANT SNOW! GO AWAY!
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Flee french fries, I'm mindcontrolled!



That would be Oliver, me, and my dear Kida aka Lavine aka Liv Elin at an island during autumn, we look so different O_o. And who the hell is that sausage at the top?

and I'm on a wild rampage. Went wild at the "Crockerie" last night. We have these boxes, of chocolate-cookies. And one of my colleagues, Marte, she loves the white ones (yeah, we just walk around eating, and once in a while we unpack something from a box and put it on a shelf, the rest of the time we chew). And there were four chocolate buisquits left. So, I was given the task of eating these four buisquits.

four flippin buisquits, with chocolate. I warned her, I told her to evacuate, four chocolate buisquits.

I destroyed three angel statues under less than an hour. And dropped a box of kettles that crashed loudly around the crockerie making a shitload of noise.

suprisingly they didn't break.

And luckily, my payment doesn't get affected by the things I break.

Two angels in the floor I smashed
A box of kettles then I crashed
never ruined anything there before
I blame it on the buisquits four

a kettle in the floor *clunk*
just imgine when I'm drunk
just see what chocolate can do to me,
just think of alcohol + little me

it turns out real ugly and nasty too
I might try to eat your shoe,
or fall asleep in a strangers yard
or make out with some drunk bastard

whatever happens with alcohol you can tell
chocolate + me is bad aswell.
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Kitchens and paranoia.

I'm paranoid, this is scaring me, I'm absolutely sure I saw my finnish friend the other day, walking down the street from where I live. I was sitting in the car, and my heart made this weird jump inside my chest. I'm going crazy, someone please shoot me.

Wore my batman t-shirt today. "Quickly! To the Batmobile! Dududududududududuu BATMAN"

a part from that, I'm darn hungry, and there was something else I wanted to say, that I forgot.

no, wait! I remember! I was supposed to write things about the 6th of December that you might not already know!

The 6th of December is independence day in Finland, and national holiday.
The 6th of December is the day when it's just 18 days left for Christmas eve!
The 6th of December I went to IKEA, and I had ice cream :D
The 6th of December is the day after the 5th of December, that is the day after the 4th of December, that is the day after the 3rd of December, that is the day after the 2nd of December, that is the day after the 1st of December, that is the day after the 30th of November, that is the day after the 29th of November! -cool, eh?
The 6th of December a boy named Charles PReston turned 7 years old, his dad bought him Grand Theft Auto 4 -San Andreas, of course not since he wanted it himself, ah *sigh* people today, only think about themselves.

Oh, and I'm planning on coming over to your house with some cookies, and I'll ask for tea, and when you go to make some tea, I'll eat all the cookies, mwhahahawhoh!
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Chicklets


Good evening, Monday today.

Worked all weekend, at the store.
So, I've been thinking while at work, some stores get nice names, like "Confectionary" or "Bakery", "Patisserie", "Butchery" or "Piercing parlor". But where do I work? Not at a flippin "Confectionary" or a "Parlor"! If I were to translate from Norwegian, it would be "Glas-shop" now that's really creative, innit? NOT!

So, I decided to rename it without letting my boss know, so if I am to refer to this later, I'll just say "Kitchenary~parlor" that sounds real nice, and exclusive, don't you think?

So, at the "Kitchenary~parlor" we sell some really ugly china, I will not name it, as that would be bad for the name.
I'll from now on, name it "Chubby".
I live on the west side, and here, everyone simply loves "Chubby" they think it's so beautiful and they keep coming for more. God knows why, it's nasty stuff. The colour is sort of sour-cream and cold coffee in a nice blend. It comes in various sizes, all the plates and bowls, cups and the rest. It's got a really repulsive striped pattern in it too. You know, screw the fact it's bad commercial, I'll show you how nasty it is. I added a jug to the top *shiver*

I'll come back to this, *Chubby* is NASTY!
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Friday! *tapdance*


So, the plans for today:

EAT!

And then perhaps, I'll have something to eat.

I'm hungry, if you wondered. So, let's try to forget I'm starving!

Someone stole my hair.

Someone did take it, I'm quite sure
But now I can't remember, it's all a blur,
I think someone took my hair,
oh, God, oh no, oh dear,
I can't find it anywhere!

Someone must have taken it,
Perhaps some posh and cocky brit.
He must have taken it while I slept,
inside my room he must have crept.

I have a creepy feeling inside,
I'll look for my hair, far and wide.
But what if I can't find it where I seek?
I'll catch a train together with some freak.

Perhaps a train to the moon,
I'll catapult back with a homemade spoon.
Then perhaps my hair has grown back,
I'll kick that brits ass with a huge tie rack.

And on the subject, I want to tell
someone took my socks aswell...
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The slopes are open!

Yep, the snow is falling, it's the 1st of December, the slopes are open, and I'm gonna wear this
when I snowboard for FREE all night. You heard me, it's flippin FREE! -hah!

http://mibib.blogspot.com This is an excellent blog, a most fabolous friend of mine made it :D

(read on own risk, yes sir, I flippin DID warn ya, don't come crying back to me when all your braincells are dead)

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