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Scared and lonely

.. Tomorrow I'm getting a visitor, every emotion I can possibly ever have, is making a hell inside myself. I'm scared, and lonely.

My feet are cold.

'When you're gone, the silence is devouring the sounds of the babysteps we're taking, to immortality. '

I'm exploding

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Happy b-day g-sus, it's x-mas! a-wesome!

Merry Christmas! God Jul!
I'd like to introduce to you, this years gingerbread project. "The Amazing Vikingship" an extreme culinary experience, you've never seen or tasted anything like it.
Started off with a decent portion of gingerbread dough at early morning. My thoughts were already creating an image of this creation quite vividly inside my head.
Shit, attempt number one, I discovered that I had to adjust the temperature since the dough is basically sugar and melts therefore in the oven and looses it's shape :/
Attempt number two was... burned.... *bang-head-in-gingerbread-dough* d'oh! Attempt number three, day seven :D (that's attempt number three in total, not the third attempt the seventh day, I only tried three times, and the last time was simply perfect).

And voilá! isn't that simply breathtaking? Notice the wonderful details, the dragonhead in front is an excact duplicate of the one from the Oseberg vikingship. The whole thing is edible, except the tray and the beautiful glad-pack waves. Merry Christmas you freak, merry christmas.


I look slightly Influenced by alcoholic beverages, like sherry.

I'd do ANYTHING for a glass of sherry right now.

I was only on time, but I didn't

yeah, missed first lesson. Makes me feel bad, but after all, we're only watching a film, I'm not feeling too guilty about missing out on that. So right now, I'm sitting in the hallway outside our classroom and surfing the internet! -WOHO! LEt's party like it's 1899! -_-'

The Crockerie is invading my dreams, I had dreams about people coming over to the cashier with piles of plates, cauldrons, napkins and glasses wanting each item wrapped seperately, and properly, since they were gonna send them to Scotland of course. Now that's just great.

Though what IS great: Let's go to Sweeeeeden, let's go where it's cheaper! Let's go tooo Sweeeden and get some booze! Let's go to Sweeeeden and get some sweets, let's go to Sweeeden and dance to beats!
A glass of cordial and a candle, quite elementary my dear Dawson.
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"I'd pray to God if there was heaven"..

.."But heaven seems so very far away from here"

What do you think of my Russian hat? Bought it in a second-hand army shop in Prague earlier this year :D

Fuckit, my sister is back home :( There goes my peaceful life.
You see, my sister is four years older than me, she's awesome really, except she's a total drunk and party-lion. I have nothing against her drinking, it's not serious, just for fun. But I have something serious against something she just thinks is fun. It's called coming home at four in the morning and curl up against me, in MY bed, naked, smelling of beer and old sigarettes!

and that's not IT -there's more! She also sticks her chewing-gum to my bedside table!

She has her own bed, her own bedside table, but she prefers mine, God, oh dear GOD what did I do in my past life? Collect "chubby"* perhaps?

If that wasn't enough, her breasts are like ten times the size of mine (not exaggerating) and she manages to squeeze herself into my clothes leaving *knees* in them! I look like a flipping kangaroo if I wear them afterwards. Oh GOD, what did I do THIS TIME?! I'm pretty sure you've ran out of reasons!! >:(

*scroll down you N00b.
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Why is it weird?

You're at the mall. You walk around, lots of people, lots of stores and lots of noise. Then suddenly you bump in to some old friends! Wow! Aren't you glad to see them! You catch up and it's nice to see them again. After a while you say bye, perhaps 'merry christmas' or 'happy easter' and you walk seperate ways.

You do some shopping and get yourself a couple of icecreams. Then, you meet them again, it's all just fake smiles and 'hi again' and the air is thick with awkwardness, an uncomfortable silence follows, and it's a 'bye again'.

Why is it weird? We all think it's weird, and we hate it. It wouldn't be weird if we didn't make it weird, so why do we do it?

Humans are weird.

I had ribbe for dinner last night. Norwegian Christmas food. It's roasted pork and the fat on the outside is all crispy and spicy. Served with poteter, potatoes, svisker, prunes, rødkål, redcabbage -which is, plah, I need a bigger english vocabulary! I'll just show you a picture of it. Merry Christmas <3
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