Winter vacation

In a state of comfortable bliss I state that my winter holiday has been more than swell so far. It started of course with the difficult journey to a more eastern, mountainy* part of norway.
Where I would spend time with the eager participants of, my stepmum, stepsister and her friend, stepbrother and my evil genious twin Liv Elin.

So, the dog-sleigh trip, which took a little over the breathtaking amount of approximately 3 and a half hours, was gobsmackingly boring. And very cold.
And that waving guy, don't ask.

Breakfast the next day was as always enjoyable, my cabin is one of those finer igloos you can find along the sharp ridges of the eastern, mountainy* part of Norway.

The entire igloo was fucking freezing so we kept one of those professional fires going, the ones that keep us warm, but doesn't melt the igloo. very professional so to speak. The weather was awesome, and the temperature somewhere between -15 and -5 C.
So we went to the slopes not far away from our igloo the next day and snowboarded ourselves blue and black by crashing into trees, random danes and incidently each other. Of course this was all wonderful and no complaints in this department at all.

In this department on the other hand, which includes the words water and electricity there are a rather few but also very heavy comments.
Cutting it short we couldn't shower for five days. I can still hear the screams at night.

All of this was fine, fine, fiiine and we even went skiing and dug holes in the snow, what amazing Norwegians we can be when we want to. We are a little odd that way "the less the people we meet on our skitrip, the more successful it is" too, antisocial indeed. But, such is the way of a Norwegian and we wouldn't dare to defy it.

At the very end of the trip we were smelly, cold and blue, but not to forget also very happy and pleased with our inner Norwegians, that had several of their "moments" at this particular trip.

I don't want to make a comment to each picture, you could much rather imagine the scene to yourself, a lot more entertaining that way, and saves me for more embarrasing admitting of my lack of skiing skills or something else that carves deep traumatic wounds in my Norwegian soul.

I do have more pix, but blogger is a shit and doesn't want me to share them with you, very sorry.

*yes, I did make that word up, what are you going to do about it?

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I ate lemon cheesecake icecream today, made me extremely happy :) Aaaand, tomorrow it's "Mothers day" which means we're getting mum something pretty and a nice card yes. And perhaps some cake too!

groooriirorororoo! Daft Punk - Crescendolis

Three cheers!

For therapy

Great idea!

alright alright, you win.
I will post another of my great ideas!

hah, just kidding, I'm so bored now I really don't know what to do at all, I have nothing to do! Absolutely nothing! Nada! zip, njet, niks, nope! NOTHING!

I'd go catch up with my sleep if I wasn't waiting for someone.. It will be worth the wait, just wish I had something to do...

It's always been you

sometimes it`s hard to see the change from where you stand
you wake up in a pool of your own selfpity
you try hard to lose whatever dignity she`s left you with
but maybe it`s time to realise that you`re stained but not weak,
calm but not sleak, she`s out of your league
it`s always been you

speak out your name and try to hold a thought for one damn minute
you told me yourself you`d all appreciate a man of thought
cause this is hightrade out, but you would ever have me do for something new
cause in your own stream of thought betray is all you can,
desperate man...
it`s always been you

Thomas Dybdahl

choo choo

tuff. tuff, tuff, tuff, tuff, tuff, tuff, tuff,

The obvious "if"

I would have got an A, if I got all my answers right.
I would have had long nails, if they didn't break so easy.
I would have had long hair, if I didn't cut it.
I would have been there, if I wasn't late.
He would still be alive, if I didn't kill him.
I could get there easily, if I knew the way there.
I would have known who he was, if I'd met him before.
I would have known the words, if I'd heard the song before.
I would have done it, if I did.
I would have been warm, if I wore more clothes.

I would have been smarter, if I was more intelligent.
Keiko would still be alive, if he didn't die.
McDonalds wouldn't get you fat, if the food wasn't so unhealthy.
The floor wouldn't have been so fucking cold, if I didn't live in an igloo.

I would be a happy person, if I lived somewhere it wasn't fucking freezing.


This is what you wear in hell

Just that it's too short for your legs so it's pulling your knickers down when you walk.
has to be an invention by the devil. Pure evil.
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