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So, this is what happened

We were sitting, quite peacefully, by the edge of the river
not a disturbance in the water, not a cloud in the sky,
not an embarressment in the air made us shiver.
The sun was quite close by.

We were holding hands and watching as,
a fat lady was undressing by the waterfall.
as a sealion she embarked, on her breath taking quest,
across the narrow river.

We didn't smirk and didn't smile,
but a laugh was tight between us.
And love made me stick to you, as we sat there for a while .
And not even a sealion could break the glue.

What silly dreamers we are,
what stupid things we do,
it would be so much easier to love,
if I was really there with you.


Ted Nugent called..

He wants his shirt back..

With love, Ms. "I-Bought-A-Shirt-In-London-Last-Year-That-Must-Have-Been-A-Curtain"

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TO THA TOILET!!1

Whenever one flushes a toilet, everything in it sinks, it goes silent and only the water comes back up again.

Whenever someone gets into an elevator, everybody in it sinks, it goes silent and only the elevator comes back up again.

hmmm.. I'm noticing a pattern...

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Mr. Living and the morgue

"Mr. Living and I went along very well, I continued to get better at walking around, still I had a nasty limp, but it didn’t matter. “Here” he said, and handed me a sandwich. “Thank you Mr. Living” I said and took a good bite. I sat down on the empty operating table and ate in big chunks. “How is Mrs. Forbs today?” I asked with my mouth full of sandwich and nodding in the direction of Mrs. Forbs that was lying quite silently, bleeding all her fluids out. “She is quite well” Mr. Living said to me, and smiled at Mrs. Forbs. She smiled back, blankly.

Three knocks sounded on the door.

Someone entered. And there I sat, swinging my legs from the operation table, smiling and chewing. Mr. Living stopped in his tracks. I looked up at the man, standing very still in the doorway. I let the hand holding my sandwich sink slowly onto the table. There I sat, a corpse, naked, on a table, with a half eaten sandwich in my hand. Mr. Living stood, with the tools still deep inside Mr. Elliot, looking perplexed at the man in the doorway, who seemed to be more frightened than both Mr. Living and I combined.

There we stood and sat, in silence and confusion for nearly half a minute. Then, without thinking, I dropped dead down onto the operation table like nothing ever happened. Mr. Living smiled, the man in the doorway pointed at me, forming words with his mouth, but no sound came out. He managed to whisper coarsely “she… She was moving” he said, rubbed his eyes and took anxious footsteps back and forth, with his eyes still fixed upon my pale, naked body. He kept pointing at me. Mr. Living dropped his tools and wiped his hands on his stained apron. “It happens a lot” Mr. Living said calmly. He pointed a finger careful to his temple and tapped it and smiled. He whispered “it’s all up here” he said. The man made shifting movements, still doing his weird dance on the doorstep, pointing at me, shaking his head, moving his feet, denying…"

Fishing for magic

Aaaaaand, it's working out quite well.

Just hoping for a neat catch..

a Bad TV-show

would be "Watch Tora Get From Her Bed To The Bus In Fifteen Minutes" show. Especially after episode 56.

Things keep me up at night, but nothing gets me up at dawn, so I oversleep. shoot :(

This is the sky seen from my verandah, and it's such a nice sky, I wish I saw it more often.

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