Moods of Norway & Someone hot

This was written on the tag of my new Moods of Norway jumper/top set.

"With it's 4,5 million inhabitants, 385 - 639 sq. miles, and a resistance against continental drift. Norway is a land of great diversity. Whether it's due to the hilarious infinite access of oil, or that the country itself being as far stretched as the last gin-tonic at 5 am in the morning. There is no doubt in the presence of some genuine norwegian moods. Being in cocktail mood, Norwegians put themselves along with their behaviour patterns in a small box and ship it to Denmark. But if the streets are too moody, the average Norwegian farmer tends to enjoy a casual bottle of traditional family moonshine. Chilled of course, by ice from a glacier troubled with heavy rain and German tourists. So, whether it is the fjords as deep as the prime minister's pockets on election day, or the colony of laplanders which eats anything as long as it is reindeer: if Norway was a person, it would be, without doubt, a strange fish indeed".

and then, it is Marilyn Mansons wife, Dita von Teese.
She's hot, right?


Darkness visible said...

Yes, I do believe that she can be considered to be 'hot'. Not as hot as you of course, but still hot.

Foss said...

Why am I drippings with goo?

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