Thoughts of a Viking

I want to listen to music

And now it's recess, that's nice too :)=

I'm tired, I don't like being tired, it sucks. I'm not hungry, it's nice not being hungry.

Did I mention that my other braincell Bobby went to Yemen a couple of nights ago? Well, he sent a card telling me he's glad being somewhere things actually HAPPEN, in comparison with my over evolutioned brain where he claimed it was silent. Lies.

I used to have two braincells, there was Tom and Bobby. Bobby in a wheelchair and Tommy pushing him around. All was well.
Now it's just Tom, and he got a playstation for christmas so I rarely have a lot of brainactivity lately, I don't know what I'm going to do, but there must be something.

I tried unplugging his playstation and emptying milk over it, but somehow, it survived.

Playstation is destroying my ability to think properly, hence all this.
Have a good day still :)

all the snow...

... is raining away
and it started late, late yesterday.

The rain was drumming over my head
I could lie and listen, tucked in my bed

and I slept so well, to the beat of the rain
and I didn't know that the snow was in pain.

I ran out this morning, on the empty plain
but alas, was my rescue, all in vain

The snow is now but disappeared
and when I look out the window, it all looks weird.

the streets are but empty, there is no snow
And all the Norwegians miss the strong white glow.

LAZERSOCKS

wish I could show you some, but I don't have any :)

Thank you http://cupofbittercoffee.blogspot.com/ for showing me this awesome strip, made my day.

For the rest of you, here another awesome idea by me:

How do IKEA name their products? -I taped a conversation during the annual Top-secret IKEA conference in Yemen last thursday..

So Geoff, got any new names for our cupboard series?
- Yes, sir, I arranged "bring a toy to school day" before christmas, I have the whole list of toy names right here.
Wonderful work Geoff, let us hear them..
- ehm. OK, there's Klobo, Karlanda, Ektorp, Mien, Molger, Fred.
Stop right there Geoff, thank you. Fred? What do you mean Fred? That's far too weird, remove it from the list..
- Excuse me sir.
Yes Fred?
- You've got something in your beard.
Omg, what is this thing? ¤#¤&¤%
*Krrrrrztpscht* ¤%6 *frrrrzt*

mmm, yes, it's a true story, too bad they wrecked my microphone :(

I have..

..so many great ideas!
So, today, I want to write down some especially good ones!

James Bond film titles containing the word license:
License to die
From Russia with NO doctor license
For your license only
Never say License again
The man with the Golden license
Octolicense
The spy who gave me a license
Live and let license
You only have a license to die twice
On her majestys secret license
Licenses are forever
Moonlicense

That's enough license-nonsense, don't you agree? And if you still haven't had enough, you can try reading them out loud ten times, fast, including this last sentence, full of licenses too.