Current Project

Yes! I believe some people around me have been asked to help me out a bit when I have been writing this. And it's quite long, but currently going very very well. So, please read it and tell me what you think!

What I'm writing now - 3rd edited version

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The moon is making me shake.
Akershus Fortress by night.
sun is drawing with the clouds outside my house.
Sunset outside my house
Aker Brygge by night

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photos taken by yours truly.

Chocolate biscuits

Who wouldn't want any of those right now?

or chocolate muffins!

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about a viking weekend

Let's blog as if this blog was about me!
Have mostly been at home, attempted to watch Jackie Brown with my stepdad, but I fell asleep because I was so tired. Saw major parts of Alfie - that is a nice film and I think I recommend it.
Taken my little brother to the movies and watched Over the Hedge, he seemed to enjoy it and I did too. We had dinner at Bambus which was excellent and the dessert was even more splendid. When we arrived safely home I realised I had forgotten to bring my keys with me, which means we were locked outside. In addition it was raining and quite cold. I called my stepdad and we had to take a taxi to where they were, at a tiny dinner-party with some friends of the family.
So we went there, with a taxi.
It was nice seeing them again as it had been a while. But after a little too many drinks we had two 40+ year old women frolicking about, flapping arms and legs wildly on the floor to old Dum Dum Boys classics.
The next morning I had surpressed that certain event which my little brother was so kind to rejuvinate in my head. I also made a chocolate cake and sorted through all my shoes.
It seems I have (counting my snowboard boots) exactly 26 pairs of shoes.

I am pleased, after reading law-studies and ancient-history I feel better. Also knowing that I actually have nearly 30 pairs of shoes has filled my chest with warmth and my eyes (I am certain) must be glowing.

It has come to my attention

I have noticed that my blog-entries have become increasingly longer.
So I've found it best to make a post that would alter the statistics.
Even though it will only be a little bit of altering.

Not pushing it over the edge.

I have also noticed the unflattering number of chins I gather from that angle.
The chick to the right of me is my sister, her name is Stinky.

Coke!

The things that ring a bell when I hear the word coke:

The launching of the new Coke ZERO in Norway - that by the way has had a huge success.
What a lot of people are not aware of is that the artificial sweetener called Aspartame is added in this "new" soft drink, Coke Zero.
Aspartame used to be the sweetener in Diet Coke, but was replaced with sucralose in 2005 because of the danger. The Coca Cola Company (c) has now simply indirectly relaunched the old version of Diet Coke under a new name.

Apparently aspartame can damage your cardiac conduction system and can cause otherwise healthy people without previous symptoms of heart disease to drop dead. This is known as Sudden cardiac death.
I assume this is a bit of an exaggeration and over 8. 000 products worldwide contain aspartame, we are pretty much screwed anyway. But what does provoke me is the relaunch of an old product under a new name, also when the old product was changed due to health risks. They make us buy that old shit over again. Cheeky.

Other things that ring a bell when I hear the word "coke" is definitely the films Pulp Fiction and It's All Gone Pete Tong. Now talking about the drug, cocaine. The best part of blogging about cocaine just now was reading about it first. The website www.cocaine.org is the first website I have ever seen that is actually promoting something so dangerous. To quote this here it actually says:

"Crack-cocaine delivers an intensity of pleasure completely outside the normal range of human experience. It offers the most wonderful state of consciousness, and the most intense sense of being alive, the user will ever enjoy."

Well knowing that after seeing the two previously mentioned films I will never ever ever do cocaine. Especially not after It's all Gone Pete Tong featuring the cocaine badger. Eeep. That badger is enough to keep your kids of drugs for LIFE. Drugs - don't do it kids! Or the badger will getcha!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.