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I'm nooot here!



I'm on holiday! - You should be too!

Italy here I come!

Tomorrow morning I'll be leaving!
Have a great time, I will too - and get outside and lick some sun, ya?

ya!

CIAAAOOO!!
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*gasp*


This picture

became this after a bit of photoshopzzz! amg! gjgjgjg!!

BO!

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Pictographs!!


Time to go! It's 1337 o'clock.


Who flushed all the meringue?


What exactly do you mean pink?

Last day of school!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
- Miss Piggy

Today was the very last day of this school-semester which means it is now officially holiday!

What spectacular news! As planned, my stepdad, mum, younger brother and myself are going to Italy for roughly three weeks(!) what unexpected matters are - is that my older sister just ordered a ticket and is coming to stay too! I honestly believe that to be beyond excellent, and hope for some funky weeks to come. Yarrr.

It shall be awesome.
That picture is of my older brother, he is Stinky, and that person behind him is .. well.. me!
Taken some time ago :D

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it happened again!


Ohnoes! Again I have found myself hopelessly sunburnt after wading out of the house topless. I don't know why it keeps happening, and I certainly don't know why I keep doing it. It is most likely caused by some sub-dimensional need to self-destruct. Or perhaps an odd attraction to the colour pink, you never know, might be both, might be neither. Perhaps I am an unconcious link in a human-testing unit doing research on levels of lobster-colours and redness of the human skin! Right now that seems likely.
Whatever happens next I'll try to use sunscreen next time, and then I will try not to be such a twat. First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
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