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Mr. Living and the morgue

"Mr. Living and I went along very well, I continued to get better at walking around, still I had a nasty limp, but it didn’t matter. “Here” he said, and handed me a sandwich. “Thank you Mr. Living” I said and took a good bite. I sat down on the empty operating table and ate in big chunks. “How is Mrs. Forbs today?” I asked with my mouth full of sandwich and nodding in the direction of Mrs. Forbs that was lying quite silently, bleeding all her fluids out. “She is quite well” Mr. Living said to me, and smiled at Mrs. Forbs. She smiled back, blankly.

Three knocks sounded on the door.

Someone entered. And there I sat, swinging my legs from the operation table, smiling and chewing. Mr. Living stopped in his tracks. I looked up at the man, standing very still in the doorway. I let the hand holding my sandwich sink slowly onto the table. There I sat, a corpse, naked, on a table, with a half eaten sandwich in my hand. Mr. Living stood, with the tools still deep inside Mr. Elliot, looking perplexed at the man in the doorway, who seemed to be more frightened than both Mr. Living and I combined.

There we stood and sat, in silence and confusion for nearly half a minute. Then, without thinking, I dropped dead down onto the operation table like nothing ever happened. Mr. Living smiled, the man in the doorway pointed at me, forming words with his mouth, but no sound came out. He managed to whisper coarsely “she… She was moving” he said, rubbed his eyes and took anxious footsteps back and forth, with his eyes still fixed upon my pale, naked body. He kept pointing at me. Mr. Living dropped his tools and wiped his hands on his stained apron. “It happens a lot” Mr. Living said calmly. He pointed a finger careful to his temple and tapped it and smiled. He whispered “it’s all up here” he said. The man made shifting movements, still doing his weird dance on the doorstep, pointing at me, shaking his head, moving his feet, denying…"

Fishing for magic

Aaaaaand, it's working out quite well.

Just hoping for a neat catch..

a Bad TV-show

would be "Watch Tora Get From Her Bed To The Bus In Fifteen Minutes" show. Especially after episode 56.

Things keep me up at night, but nothing gets me up at dawn, so I oversleep. shoot :(

This is the sky seen from my verandah, and it's such a nice sky, I wish I saw it more often.

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Waffles and names

I'm eating waffles in bed. It's currently five past one in the morning. mmMmm.. Warm waffles <3

'Hands of Time' and 'Remember' by Groove Armada, is my current favourite songs, replaying in my head like a tape recorder on speed. It's crazy.

There are other very crazy things going on. And someone called me shrek.

I am, in addition to all of this also, not a real person.
Because according to Microsoft Word my name can't be spelt Tora, but it can be spelt like
Torah
Tore
Toga
Torn
or
Tort
It's fucking name discrimination.
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Snow and the cybernet

It's snowing outside. Not bad, not bad.
The internet is boring, that's bad, that's bad.
I bought batteries for my camera, Not bad, not bad.
I have nothing to write, that's bad, that's bad.
You're reading my blog, Not bad, not bad.
But that means my dear, it's bad, it's bad
Cos you don't have a life, that's sad, that's sad.

So, I recently got knocked up after having cybersex aka netsex, but I'm having a problem figuring out whether it is a cyberbaby or a netbaby.. If you know ANYTHING about this, please let me know, as I have to know whether I'm getting him a floppy disk or her a rewriteable CD.

And which is the female version and which is the male?
Do I have to be hooked to wires and cables to give birth?

And, most importantly, is there a battery I can pull out if everything goes to hell and the baby is a "living" shit, or starts asking me to make him "become a real boy" or something, unless if it's a girl of course, who wouldn't make such a wish in the first place because girls are reasonable.

Hold on a sec, I have to eat pizza.
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It's the End of the world!

Today, it's Friday the 13th.

Imagine all the danger I could get into! Who knows what kind of mutated bacteria that's climbing on my fingers, away from my keyboard at this very second, evolving from dangerous, to extremely hostile and deadly!

The sky could fall on my head any second!

Third world war could break out!

I could lose my internet connection!

Time to take a deep breath, sit back, relax and:
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