Back 2 school

Who's idea was that, anyway?

Pretty ruddy if you ask me, I don't like it, really, it is unflattering and silly. And there are lice in it, I don't like lice, they disgust me. Especially school lice, they are the worst kind of lice. Why can't they just go away?!

Off with you, school lice,
you vermin, you pests, away with you all, you are repulsive and smell of filthy, bobbing cardboard chicken.

NEED PLIX

I need this nightgown to wander and frolick around a delicious Jane Austen landscape, overlooking a romantic lake mirror-like and silvery. I will walk along a path from my cottage where I spend my time reading poetry and drinking tea. As I walk I will be touching the grass with my fingertips and look at the turbulent weather while looking pale and scrumptious, my hair flowing over my shoulders like a silky waterfall.

Now, all I need is
all of that.

Get on with it.

Politically engaged day!

This is my official Politically Engaged day, as you might remember from last year. Politically Engaged day is my offical day for spouting and retorting angry comments about the corrupt Norwegian society, to anger a... er... mob, or a... er... a riot, a crowd, or a, something.
This means that the upcoming elections both in Norway and US & A, public appearances of upbeat politicians, the national budget, the upper as well as the lower regions of the rotten hierocracy would be up for debate. Unfortunately for the sake of freedom of speech I am not in Norway at the current time.

Quite naturally this means I am not nor do I mean to be very engaged or enthusiastic in the world of politics.

Excuse me. Just a second.
I will write you a little verse about politics, so that you may continue to enjoy 'Politically Engaged Day'.
I am very very politically engaged
I hope my enthusiasm does not seem... er... staged
The insides of our town hall is plagued
quite possibly by possum.

With help of the wonders of Webinterworldaglobalwidenet the date is set to the 14th of August, next Tuesday(!).

With love, Tora from the past. (1345 hours, 08.10.07)

You were not going to mention

the likeness, were you?

Well it is about time someone said something!
Don't tell me you have not noticed the stunning likeness between Matthew Macfadyen (Spooks, Pride and Prejudice, Death at a Funeral) and Dylan Moran (Black Books)!


Who's who?!

Oh yes

It changes every now and then.... I think. Check out the one I added in my sidebar as well!

Nailpolish, Sayonara Snoreway!

So it's nearly time to leave, so I have packed all the necessities,

1 passport
1 gay sparkly silver wig
1 sticky pink lipgloss
1 pink and runny Hello Kitty nailpolish














1 pair of firework-sparkly earrings
23 pairs of shoes
2 shock-green snakeskin underpants
3 mismatching orange stockings with umbrellas












1 bottle of cold white wine
1 stick of watermelon chewing gum
1 bottle of "Cat, I'm a Kitty-Cat" perfume
grapes

Anyone said kick-ass holiday?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Sayonara Snoreway! Enjoy the Sh/now! (Or the rain, but s/rh/ao/iw/n didn't work as well, you see).

I'll be in Italy again if you need me, I'll be back next Monday, don't worry about it. I left you some lamps and some biscuits. The holy biscuit is locked safely in a carrot-coloured tin on top of my rickety wardrobe. If you need the holy biscuit the key is.....
.... You sneaky sneaky you, I nearly told you everything!

Well, if anything happens, just about anything else you need to know is in my "Last Will n' Testament™" (sorry about the coat-hangers, Skjalg (Stinky), but I felt like someone I trusted should get them).

Music to listen to while I'm away:

Maxïmo Park - By the Monument
Maxïmo Park - Books for Boxes
The Thrills - Don't steal our Sun
Feist - 1234
Feist - Honey Honey
Kasabian - Butcher Blues