My conversation with Tobias aka. Gay2kay aka. Wonderwoman:
Gay2kay says: Nils and Ole are painting 3 houses. First they paint one house each. Nils use 5 hours to paint the house, and Ole use 3 hours. How long will it take for them to paint the third house if they cooperate?
Tora says: eeh... four?
Tora says: or two?
Gay2kay says: Close but no cigar
Gay2kay says: 1,875
Tora says: hahaha, 1,875 what? Hours?
Gay2kay says: mm
Tora says: LOL
Gay2kay says: 1 Hour, 52 minutes and 30 seconds.
Gay2kay says: :P
Tora says: hmm, Nerd-alert?!
Gay2kay says: What!? Where?!?
Tora says: :)
Gay2kay says: It wasn't like I made the assignment.. Nooo found it in a book.... Yeaah. A book.
Tora says: ... But how did to get to that conclusion, anyway?
Tora says: (or do I really want to know?)
Gay2kay says: yesyes, easy as peas
Gay2kay says: One of the guys paints the house in five hours, so focus on him
Gay2kay says: think that he paints 1 of five parts per hour
Gay2kay says: that means the other one paints 3/5 per hour
Gay2kay says: so then you get 5/(1+5/3)
Tora says: Yeah. Exactly. Got it :P
NO PROBLEM!
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Sweet Harmony by The Beloved
Hello! I am here to give you your weekly dose of Gay.I have done some thinking and realized that this song is the best source of gay, even if you are
Gay-intolerant - sneeze at the sight of gay,
have Gay-nesia -you are really gay, but have forgotten,
Gay-mania -obsessed with gay, and really can't stop thinking about it,
or if you have Gay-tar which makes you sing songs that go "twang" and smell of cabins.
C-vitamins and Boy George helps the body digest gay properly, to make your skin glow and your sideburns delightfully symmetric. If you have any questions call
1-800-gay-nutrition
Xide Xmas
Well as you may already know, there are so many things that I like in life - take Giorgio Locatelli, Birol Ünel, Gary Oldman, Jude Law, Matthew Macfadyen, Dylan Moran, Clive Owen, Patrick Fugit, Rupert Grint, Johnny Depp, George Clooney, Justin Chatwin and Ioan Gruffud for example, to name a few. (From left to right)
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Then there's always the delight of rainbows, shoes, mopping out ones ears with a q-tip after taking a shower, listening to a new CD, going to bed in clean sheets, Optimus Prime, getting rid of something that's been stuck between ones teeth, laughing, travelling to a new place, the cool mists of sunrise - where will this end? Well, it goes on for a long bit, and then it ends with food (for the simplicity of things, and to keep this as short as possible - everything within the amazing world of both beverages and appetizers has been forced into one word).
Obviously, I love food, best thing there is. I thought I'd never see anything within the world of food that would be able to set itself above all the other food-things that I love.
And then, then I watched a commercial on Swedish MTV (as you may already be aware of - it's illegal to advertise for liquor/spirits, well alcohol in general in Norway). And...
Oh, how can I cut this as fine as possible?
Well there was a glossy glass bottle, filled with deep red, tantalizing alcopop. Oh. And. And then. Then the bottle was turned upside down... And it was full of snowflakes and glitter!! Imagine that?! That's like religion to me! It just simply can't get any better than that. I want alcopop with glitter! That's what I want, I want it for Christmas! Oh why, oh why can't we have this delicious thing in Norway? I would keep the market rich and sustainable on my own, no problem! I promise! Just give it a chance! ... Whaaaa!! Glitter! Please!
*sniffle*
Xide bright pomegranate rhubarb
Xide cactus/lime
Xide mandarin/chilli
Xide pine/citrus
Xide strawberry desire
Xide wasabi/lemon
Xide X-mas Mistel Orange
Xide X-mas <--- this one, please. Oh, and for you crazy penguin Mormons across the street - if you still think I am a raving alcoholic: ... Well I'm not. So stop trying to steal my ID when I'm watching, it's such an embarrassment.
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Then there's always the delight of rainbows, shoes, mopping out ones ears with a q-tip after taking a shower, listening to a new CD, going to bed in clean sheets, Optimus Prime, getting rid of something that's been stuck between ones teeth, laughing, travelling to a new place, the cool mists of sunrise - where will this end? Well, it goes on for a long bit, and then it ends with food (for the simplicity of things, and to keep this as short as possible - everything within the amazing world of both beverages and appetizers has been forced into one word).
Obviously, I love food, best thing there is. I thought I'd never see anything within the world of food that would be able to set itself above all the other food-things that I love.And then, then I watched a commercial on Swedish MTV (as you may already be aware of - it's illegal to advertise for liquor/spirits, well alcohol in general in Norway). And...
Oh, how can I cut this as fine as possible?
Well there was a glossy glass bottle, filled with deep red, tantalizing alcopop. Oh. And. And then. Then the bottle was turned upside down... And it was full of snowflakes and glitter!! Imagine that?! That's like religion to me! It just simply can't get any better than that. I want alcopop with glitter! That's what I want, I want it for Christmas! Oh why, oh why can't we have this delicious thing in Norway? I would keep the market rich and sustainable on my own, no problem! I promise! Just give it a chance! ... Whaaaa!! Glitter! Please!
*sniffle*
Xide bright pomegranate rhubarb
Xide cactus/lime
Xide mandarin/chilli
Xide pine/citrus
Xide strawberry desire
Xide wasabi/lemon
Xide X-mas Mistel Orange
Xide X-mas <--- this one, please. Oh, and for you crazy penguin Mormons across the street - if you still think I am a raving alcoholic: ... Well I'm not. So stop trying to steal my ID when I'm watching, it's such an embarrassment.
And what I would give - for some snow! ya?
Did you know that nailpolish hardens and dries faster when kept hot? That is why chicks store their polish in the fridge, because it keeps the fluids soft and runny.
Something else which is strange is my odd attraction to the male cologne - Acqua Di Gio. I am simply enchantedly obsessed with that scent! How gay is that? Actually I can recognise it from yards(!) away - which is actually not only strange, but maybe also frightening?
But it's advent! Yayay! Now I can finally initiate the use of my giant computer folder of glitter, called "Christmas". Perfect!
I have way too much homework to do, and I'm at work all the time. It's been snowing lots in Oslo lately just to be washed away by rain a short time after. But I want snow, I like snow. It is time to get into that Christmas spirit - yes? Yes! Of course! And do forgive me for not updating in a while, busy busy you know. I will make it up to you by updating some time again during the week and perhaps give my blog a delightful round of Xmas pimpage.
Something else which is strange is my odd attraction to the male cologne - Acqua Di Gio. I am simply enchantedly obsessed with that scent! How gay is that? Actually I can recognise it from yards(!) away - which is actually not only strange, but maybe also frightening?
But it's advent! Yayay! Now I can finally initiate the use of my giant computer folder of glitter, called "Christmas". Perfect!
I have way too much homework to do, and I'm at work all the time. It's been snowing lots in Oslo lately just to be washed away by rain a short time after. But I want snow, I like snow. It is time to get into that Christmas spirit - yes? Yes! Of course! And do forgive me for not updating in a while, busy busy you know. I will make it up to you by updating some time again during the week and perhaps give my blog a delightful round of Xmas pimpage.
by
Tora
Lots and lots and lots and lots
- to say! but can't make myself to write it at the moment.
Please enjoy Lykke Li (which can be translated to "Hap-py")
Supported for Shout Out Louds concert at John Dee Sat. Nov. 24th.<3
Also my mama made her hair more ginger, it's really beautiful because I think she is beautiful - but I know you're all going to say she looks like a carrot.
Well piss off!
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