And the discussion is very entertaining!
I was as usual reading through the Off-topic forums for World of Warcraft, when I discovered the thread discussing the discussion of all discussions!
Of course this is even more amusing if you happen to be a viking.
It's sure worth a giggle:
Why are Swedish/Norwegian girls so hot?
If you want to have a look at something else I stumbled upon the other day, there's a random comparison of Swedish and English nightlife at google video.
Boing!//
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Dr. Crane
The long-necked bird known as a "Crane" is not the thing I'm talking about now.
I'm talking about those tall, GIANT, usually yellow cranes that are used at building sites. You see, they are absolutely huge! They are huge! Yet I have never seen them "folded up" or ever seen them being built or torn down. And I wonder how it's possible for something that big to be so invisible!
I'm starting to think they just grow up from dirt like mushrooms! They just pop up in-between the scenery as if they've always been there.
Always been over-dimensioned yellow cranes that nobody knows how got there.
I've asked a lot of people I know. And it seems it is either some sort of conspiracy, or the origin of these cranes is actually unknown among most people!
Where do they come from? How are they built? And what are they eating to become so huge?
Must be raisins.
Yellow raisins. Cranes only like things that are yellow.
I'm talking about those tall, GIANT, usually yellow cranes that are used at building sites. You see, they are absolutely huge! They are huge! Yet I have never seen them "folded up" or ever seen them being built or torn down. And I wonder how it's possible for something that big to be so invisible!
I'm starting to think they just grow up from dirt like mushrooms! They just pop up in-between the scenery as if they've always been there.
Always been over-dimensioned yellow cranes that nobody knows how got there.
I've asked a lot of people I know. And it seems it is either some sort of conspiracy, or the origin of these cranes is actually unknown among most people!
Where do they come from? How are they built? And what are they eating to become so huge?
Must be raisins.
Yellow raisins. Cranes only like things that are yellow.
by
Tora
CHICKEN PITA
I once created an account for someone else, somewhere I don't know where is right now. And I had to fill in his account details, like mail-adress and password and such.
When I told him his password was "chickenpita" he started laughing so hard I felt a bit worried for his health.
After that he completely stopped taking me seriously and thinks I am a clown! And I didn't even consider the fact that "chickenpita" was such a far-fetched word.
At least I don't after hearing of the band called "Hooray-torpedo!" (Hurra-torpedo). Zomg.
ZOMG. I'M NOT THAT STRANGE.
Salt my brain!
When I told him his password was "chickenpita" he started laughing so hard I felt a bit worried for his health.
After that he completely stopped taking me seriously and thinks I am a clown! And I didn't even consider the fact that "chickenpita" was such a far-fetched word.
At least I don't after hearing of the band called "Hooray-torpedo!" (Hurra-torpedo). Zomg.
ZOMG. I'M NOT THAT STRANGE.
Salt my brain!
by
Tora
But my books please
National school reform 1997.
Norway.
Everyone born in 1989 skips 2nd grade and is from then on going through all the shit the school system can manage to toss on them.
They will discover that after 1997, their everyday school-life will be living hell.
The 1989-ers found themselves beginning with a stab of teachers, the one violent with a ruler got fired, the rest were retarded.
The 1989-ers had to live in a barrack-creation that the teachers liked to call "pavillion" for 2 years. The year they left of course, the new students got fit into a new high-tech school-building.
Everyone born in 1989 felt a bit stumpet when they were dumpet BEHIND a second reform called "Promise of Knowledge" (Kunnskapsløftet). This meant that they had to use the schoolbooks and curriculum from last reform, making it impossible for them to sell their schoolbooks when they were done with them. Not only did they have to learn out of outdated, dirty, 9-year old books.
The school then continued to screw them over with forcing a bit of nynorsk on them that the year OVER them didn't have to have. So both the classes over and under were granted these lovely privileges that they couldn't have.
IT THEN ENDED WITH EVERYONE BORN IN 1989 PUTTING EVERYTHING THEY SAW ON FIRE BEFORE STOMPING EVERYTHING THAT MOVED.
They then ate ice cream and mango-yoghurt and lived very very happy ever ever after!
Norway.
Everyone born in 1989 skips 2nd grade and is from then on going through all the shit the school system can manage to toss on them.
They will discover that after 1997, their everyday school-life will be living hell.
The 1989-ers found themselves beginning with a stab of teachers, the one violent with a ruler got fired, the rest were retarded.
The 1989-ers had to live in a barrack-creation that the teachers liked to call "pavillion" for 2 years. The year they left of course, the new students got fit into a new high-tech school-building.
Everyone born in 1989 felt a bit stumpet when they were dumpet BEHIND a second reform called "Promise of Knowledge" (Kunnskapsløftet). This meant that they had to use the schoolbooks and curriculum from last reform, making it impossible for them to sell their schoolbooks when they were done with them. Not only did they have to learn out of outdated, dirty, 9-year old books.
The school then continued to screw them over with forcing a bit of nynorsk on them that the year OVER them didn't have to have. So both the classes over and under were granted these lovely privileges that they couldn't have.
IT THEN ENDED WITH EVERYONE BORN IN 1989 PUTTING EVERYTHING THEY SAW ON FIRE BEFORE STOMPING EVERYTHING THAT MOVED.
They then ate ice cream and mango-yoghurt and lived very very happy ever ever after!
by
Tora
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you will have right now!
This is what you always needed to lead a happier, more fulfilling life.
It takes one to know one Nah tek yuh mattie eye fuh see. The country
is in ruins, and there are still mountains and rivers - japanese proverb
There is no jollity but hath a smack of folly
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My inbox contains more fun that half a twice a double quarter disneyland!
Introducing a great product which will make you a better, more
confident man! You will be pleased with the surprisingly great results after
weeks, or even days.
By adding inches you are adding appeal, confidence and hype about you
among women. Longer, better, more enjoyable - start expecting the fun
you will have right now!
This is what you always needed to lead a happier, more fulfilling life.
It takes one to know one Nah tek yuh mattie eye fuh see. The country
is in ruins, and there are still mountains and rivers - japanese proverb
There is no jollity but hath a smack of folly
-
My inbox contains more fun that half a twice a double quarter disneyland!
by
Tora
The Guide to your hair
Gentlemen. Listen here.
All of these out there have got it right.
Lead singer in the Kooks, lead singer in The Automatic, lead singer in Mystic Jets, Axl Rose, Bono from U2, members of Snow Patrol, Orlando Bloom, Jon bon Jovi, Santa Claus, Dumbledore, Ozzy Osbourne, vocalist in Razorlight, both members of Röyksopp, Gene Simmons, Viggo Mortensen, Erlend Öye, Mick Jagger, EVERY single fraggle in Fraggle Rock, Steve Tyler, even nearly all the members of The Verve too!
See? And there's more of them!
They all have long hair.
I'm not saying you are to grow a mane of untidy, dirty, repulsive flocks.
I'm saying you should grow a healthy, shiny, clean and soft crown of beautiful locks.
YES!
Hear me now.
And I want this to be true.
Thank you sir!
All of these out there have got it right.
Lead singer in the Kooks, lead singer in The Automatic, lead singer in Mystic Jets, Axl Rose, Bono from U2, members of Snow Patrol, Orlando Bloom, Jon bon Jovi, Santa Claus, Dumbledore, Ozzy Osbourne, vocalist in Razorlight, both members of Röyksopp, Gene Simmons, Viggo Mortensen, Erlend Öye, Mick Jagger, EVERY single fraggle in Fraggle Rock, Steve Tyler, even nearly all the members of The Verve too!
See? And there's more of them!
They all have long hair.
I'm not saying you are to grow a mane of untidy, dirty, repulsive flocks.
I'm saying you should grow a healthy, shiny, clean and soft crown of beautiful locks.
YES!
Hear me now.
- No facial hair
- No fucking moustaches, sideburns, ruffs, coiffurs or beards!
- A wonderfully trimmed, always clean hairdo is what you need
- No "skinning it all off" or any shit like that
- Spikes are welcome
- Let loose your curls if you have any baby! Let loose the curls!
- No waist-long braids or any other sick Lord of the Rings creations
- The hair should cover your ears, can reach your shoulders without being a catastrophe of course
- No ponytails. No bloody ponytails
- And last - no ponytails - For the love of God.
And I want this to be true.
Thank you sir!
by
Tora
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