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But my books please

National school reform 1997.
Norway.

Everyone born in 1989 skips 2nd grade and is from then on going through all the shit the school system can manage to toss on them.
They will discover that after 1997, their everyday school-life will be living hell.

The 1989-ers found themselves beginning with a stab of teachers, the one violent with a ruler got fired, the rest were retarded.
The 1989-ers had to live in a barrack-creation that the teachers liked to call "pavillion" for 2 years. The year they left of course, the new students got fit into a new high-tech school-building.

Everyone born in 1989 felt a bit stumpet when they were dumpet BEHIND a second reform called "Promise of Knowledge" (Kunnskapsløftet). This meant that they had to use the schoolbooks and curriculum from last reform, making it impossible for them to sell their schoolbooks when they were done with them. Not only did they have to learn out of outdated, dirty, 9-year old books.

The school then continued to screw them over with forcing a bit of nynorsk on them that the year OVER them didn't have to have. So both the classes over and under were granted these lovely privileges that they couldn't have.
IT THEN ENDED WITH EVERYONE BORN IN 1989 PUTTING EVERYTHING THEY SAW ON FIRE BEFORE STOMPING EVERYTHING THAT MOVED.

They then ate ice cream and mango-yoghurt and lived very very happy ever ever after!

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