Serr comes from the word - Seriøst - which means serious. Norwegians use this when wanting to be assured of something. Like, are you serious? But we would shorten it down to just Serr?
Old people don't do this though, so I guess I'm advertising for some heavy linguistic destruction.
The word serr is also used in collaborations with other words to enhance the awesomeness of them. Like "She was seriously fat!" -"Hun var serr feit!" See how that logically just fits right in?
Yes!
We "kids nowadays" might seem lazy, creating abbrevations of everything. Personally I'm not improvident enough to be fully against that, as long as our written language remains the same.
If the things we write remain gramatically correct and in their longer versions (if you like) than our lazy mouthwords are, there is nothing to be worried about. The language will preserve itself through wonderfully long and (original and best) proper sentences.
I hope all the Norwegian teachers out there can discover some solace in these words, even though the fact that I'm blogging in English is indirectly destroying our language too by showing my disapproval towards it,
so
I'm sorry.
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An awarded blog, wow
Yeah, seems I'm "Blog of the Day" under the section of "Videos"
I have no idea what that means, but it sounds impressive so I'll just glue this code here and look smart.
This is my blog looking smart.
Who would’ve thought?
I have thought about going mad a few times.
You ever thought about going crazy?
Like, for real? Just flip out and start tidying everywhere, when people ask you what you're doing, you retort promptly something about having the boxes of cereal over for dinner after meeting the queen of the Hedgehogs?
<-- Unofficial reward
I have no idea what that means, but it sounds impressive so I'll just glue this code here and look smart.
This is my blog looking smart.
Who would’ve thought?
I have thought about going mad a few times.
You ever thought about going crazy?
Like, for real? Just flip out and start tidying everywhere, when people ask you what you're doing, you retort promptly something about having the boxes of cereal over for dinner after meeting the queen of the Hedgehogs?
Letting that only be the beginning. You will collect newspaper-clippings of the words "cunt" and "lotto" just to tape these cuttings all over your ceiling. You draw a new goldfish in your face every day and start to actually LIVE after a horoscope.
I mean, you get to mess around, do whatever you want, live off government support and don't have to do anything at all. No responsibility, no job, no bills, no early starts, no traffic. Doesn't it sound delicious?
Though it might seem tempting (if you think it does), would you consider it?
<-- Unofficial reward
by
Tora
Music Grudges
Holding prejudices against music is something you will do, and really regret later, I know myself, I keep missing out on all this great music!
To help you avoid committing the same crime, doing the same mistake, try to listen to something on this list:
(Sorted Alphabetically, not everything is awesome, but it might be different, which will do you good - I'm sure!)
A Special Morning - Ralph Myerz and the Jack Herren Band
America - Razorlight
Big Sur - The Thrills
Bubble Toes - Jack Johnson
Butcher Blues - Kasabian
Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis
Done With You - The Whitest Boy Alive
Eple - Röyksopp
Extreme Ways - Moby
Green Eyes - Coldplay
High on the Crime - Turbonegro
I'd rather Dance with You - Kings of Convenience
Joker and the Thief - Wolfmother
Kiss you Better - Maxïmo Park
Kom igjen - CC Cowboys
Let Go - Frou frou
Little Journey - The Avalanches
Loungemeister - Ugress
Make Love - Room 5
North West Three - Fatboy Slim
Nothing in my Way - Keane
Number 1 - Goldfrapp
One Evening - Feist
Pyromantikk - Johndoe
Recycled air - The Postal Service
Remember - Groove Armada
Shake Break Bounce - Chemical Brothers
Sleep on Needles - Sondre Lerche
Slow Country - Gorillaz
Smile like you mean it - The Killers
Stalkers day off - Robbie Williams
Three Donkeys in Heaven - Bent
Velocity Girl - Snow Patrol
You and Me Song - Wannadies
Am I missing out on something too? Comment me a list, I use music like you use socks (not you, you - and you should change yours too!)
by
Tora
Pi-ism
The name of the Norwegian cult that worship the number pi which is 3,14.
The number of the circle.
The Church of pi, reside in Porsgrunn, Norway.
Read their Article of Faith in English!
Their slogan is “La sirkelen rulle”, which means ”let the circle roll” .
I must say, I’m intrigued.
The number of the circle.
The Church of pi, reside in Porsgrunn, Norway.
Read their Article of Faith in English!
Their slogan is “La sirkelen rulle”, which means ”let the circle roll” .
I must say, I’m intrigued.
by
Tora
From a different lagmension
Have you ever heard of the word lag?
If you have, then you probably already know that it is used as a term for being slow or hanging behind. Lag is often used about the speed of your internet. Or, to say it more correctly, the speed of the information packages sent across the internet.
These packages contain coding that creates everything you are doing on the web. Like, playing a game, placing an order, chatting, sending a file, opening a web-page, downloading or uploading a file or photo.
The speed of these packages is measured in latency, in some circumstances also known as Ping. So, the Ping of the Latency is the speed of the Lag.
You have probably experienced the way things freeze or load really slowly when doing something online. We say that it lags or that it's laggy.
The reason things lag is dimensional disturbance.
You might have heard of bottleneck theories, that the packages get queued around slow reuters, that the computer is slow at interpretating the information, or that the packages take unnecessary rounds to deliver the information.
But all of that is a load of crap.
Lag is, indeed, caused by disturbing waves of sound, emotion or movement from other dimensions. We call these bits and pieces of events; Lagmensions.
Lagmensions are often triggered by strong emotions in our dimension. Like if you are really inpatient about getting a webpage to load, this influences the people in other dimensions, causing them to be inpatient too. The lack of patience will crash and cause something called Lagpetence this naturally slows down information packages and can make things freeze.
Sound also has a great influence on Lagmensions. When using for example Ventrilo, Google Talk, Teamspeak, Skype or other Voice-Communication software you often experience lag when talking to someone. This is often purely coincidential and recognised as empty sounds, much like silence, but not entirely.
Audiowavelag is a very silent version of dramatic events from other dimensions. Things like death, child-birth, panic, celebrations, horse-races, war, gas-leaks or fireworks has a tendency of interrupting audio the most.
Lagovement is lag caused by movements in other dimensions and can be caused, triggered or created from anything. It also has the ability to interrupt anything, anywhere at anytime. Lagovement is therefore the most common type of lag.
Lagmensions has become a part of our daily lives, yet few people know exactly why things lag and blame it on other things, like having an old computer load a giant computer game. People experience gaming satisfaction only by purchasing newer computer models to stop the lag. Often the amount of lag will drastically decrease, yet the reason for that is only the faith in the new computer. A newer machine or a better reuter has not scientifically proven to stop Lagmensions, but your personal attitude towards it, can.
Some facts about Lag and Lagmensions:
If you have, then you probably already know that it is used as a term for being slow or hanging behind. Lag is often used about the speed of your internet. Or, to say it more correctly, the speed of the information packages sent across the internet.
These packages contain coding that creates everything you are doing on the web. Like, playing a game, placing an order, chatting, sending a file, opening a web-page, downloading or uploading a file or photo.
The speed of these packages is measured in latency, in some circumstances also known as Ping. So, the Ping of the Latency is the speed of the Lag.
You have probably experienced the way things freeze or load really slowly when doing something online. We say that it lags or that it's laggy.
The reason things lag is dimensional disturbance.
You might have heard of bottleneck theories, that the packages get queued around slow reuters, that the computer is slow at interpretating the information, or that the packages take unnecessary rounds to deliver the information.
But all of that is a load of crap.
Lag is, indeed, caused by disturbing waves of sound, emotion or movement from other dimensions. We call these bits and pieces of events; Lagmensions.
Lagmensions are often triggered by strong emotions in our dimension. Like if you are really inpatient about getting a webpage to load, this influences the people in other dimensions, causing them to be inpatient too. The lack of patience will crash and cause something called Lagpetence this naturally slows down information packages and can make things freeze.
Sound also has a great influence on Lagmensions. When using for example Ventrilo, Google Talk, Teamspeak, Skype or other Voice-Communication software you often experience lag when talking to someone. This is often purely coincidential and recognised as empty sounds, much like silence, but not entirely.
Audiowavelag is a very silent version of dramatic events from other dimensions. Things like death, child-birth, panic, celebrations, horse-races, war, gas-leaks or fireworks has a tendency of interrupting audio the most.
Lagovement is lag caused by movements in other dimensions and can be caused, triggered or created from anything. It also has the ability to interrupt anything, anywhere at anytime. Lagovement is therefore the most common type of lag.
Lagmensions has become a part of our daily lives, yet few people know exactly why things lag and blame it on other things, like having an old computer load a giant computer game. People experience gaming satisfaction only by purchasing newer computer models to stop the lag. Often the amount of lag will drastically decrease, yet the reason for that is only the faith in the new computer. A newer machine or a better reuter has not scientifically proven to stop Lagmensions, but your personal attitude towards it, can.
Some facts about Lag and Lagmensions:
- A secret sect believe Lag is a punishment from God.
- Lagmentions can get so strong that people in our own dimension can be swopped with people from other dimensions.
- Lag can also be currents of fried milk that disturbs radio signals.
- Lag is built from the two words Lancaster and Aggro, these two words have absolutely nothing to do with the meaning of the word today.
- Lag is a currency in certain parts of Norway.
- By fixing a car to your face, lag can be severly decreased.
- Lagmensions can be very serious, there is currently yet no way to stop the income of random information from other dimensions into ours.
by
Tora
hmm. yes!
Happy Birthday big-brother! and Happy Birthday Step-mum! I love you loads, both of you.
And a goodbye to Audun That claims he has Given up on blogging because of this article from WikiHow.
Also, enjoy Smile by Lily Allen.
This is just PERFECT!
I just really find her way of handling raw fucking vengeance with the broadest smile on her face! Genius.
I think I've heard another song by her that annoys the hell out of me, but this is brilliant.
booooooooooooooop
And a goodbye to Audun That claims he has Given up on blogging because of this article from WikiHow.
Also, enjoy Smile by Lily Allen.
This is just PERFECT!
I just really find her way of handling raw fucking vengeance with the broadest smile on her face! Genius.
I think I've heard another song by her that annoys the hell out of me, but this is brilliant.
booooooooooooooop
by
Tora
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