Happy Birthday King of Norway!

There is actually a part of a speech in one of the police Academy films where one of them thanks the King of Norway. I can't explain why I have seen that, or which of the seventy-seventynine films it was, but all I know is that it was meant to be an insult.

That is right.

But Norwegians have quite had it with that, we have had it with those tarty little jokes at our expense. We have had it with the pointing and giggling, we have had it! We have quite had it!
And as a revenge... well...
Little does the rest of the planet know that we are in control of everything now.
That air in your lungs... Where do you suppose the o in oxygen comes from?
That is right, it comes from Oslo.
Those apples in your eyes... Where d'ya think they come from? From Hardanger, you should bloody well know that, too.

And it is appropriate, I believe, that we demonstrate a little bit of power today.
After all, I want to thank the King of Norway, and, while at it, congratulate him at his birthday. He is 70 years today!


Audun said...


Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!

Smylexx said...

I'm confused, is he the one on the left or the right?

Tora said...

the one with less hair.

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