As everyone are well aware of -- the colour of epic is purple. I realized that I have a lot of epic things, I do.

Epic glitter and epic make-up remover.
An epic box.
An epic drink-stirring palm tree.
An epic buddha (that glows in the dark!) and an epic Mr. Krabs (his pants are epic at least).
An epic iPod!
And an epic toe! It might be broken, but how can you tell really?
It doesn't look correctly purple in this picture however.


Audun said...

You've assmused me with your stories about how you turned your arm into an orgy of bloody gashes using a few permanent markers.

With these stories in mind, I'm not entirely convinced you really have an epix toe.

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