The things I don't like

I have serious trouble understanding why people would eat pickles.
You say the word 'pickle' and I hear the word 'poop'.

I think the cloying scent of pickles is the only thing that can beat the exceptionally revolting texture of canned mushrooms, and pickles is actually also the only thing that stand a chance at conquering the stinking mountain of sundried tomatoes.

Pickles are in other words a champion at being beastly and repellent.

I do not think that calls for any applause, but I do, however, think we require some Cilit Bang to remove your sudden urge to splutter down your intolerance towards my food selectiveness in the comment box.

To save the cash I suggest I just write down all the things that disgust me instead. (Of course this is not the least bit interesting, but I have been writing several thousand words on my NaNOWriMo novel today and need to express my deepest frustration).

1. Pickles - I believe I have made my point.
2. Sundried Tomatoes
3. Mushrooms - Fresh or canned, you are banned
4. Tom Cruise
5. Rocket - BLEEEURGH!!!11
6. Heavy perfumes
7. Bambi - worst. film. ever.
8. Reality TV
9. Pencils that break when you sharpen them
10. People walking slowly in front of you
11. Excess amounts of honey
12. Physical contact - Touch me, and die!
13. Cross-country skiing - AARGH!
14. Being cold - Which is like, all the time!
15. Compliments
16. Snot
17. Inpoliteness and Arrogance
18. Flaggpunch
19. Green-tea
20. Tellytubbies
21. Marzipan
22. Out-chewed chewing gum - you know when it kind of dissolves in your mouth
23. Sports!
24. Too much Coriander
25. Evil Jellyfish
26. People without confidence
27. Forcing Oneself to Write
28. --- Especially blogs