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Thank you cookiemonster, for being so supportive

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Kingofthewhale234 says: horrible thing
Kingofthewhale234 says: there are absolutely no vegetables that can grow on ice
Kingofthewhale234 says: except iceberg salad, ofc

Syruplicker says: poor penguins
Syruplicker says: I hope they rinse the salad before eating it
Syruplicker says: never know!

Kingofthewhale234 says: yes, the winter-slugs have an extremely thick petticoat
Kingofthewhale234 says: and unless they FLOSS
Kingofthewhale234 says: which penguins very rarely do
Kingofthewhale234 says: -- well
Kingofthewhale234 says: it gets ugly

Syruplicker says: Somebody should get out there and do something
Syruplicker says: It might get out of hand

Kingofthewhale234 says: i think we should create a nationwide organization

Syruplicker says: Yes, let's start with a petition. Should penguins floss?

Kingofthewhale234 says: Penguins Eating Nothing Instead of Seafood

Syruplicker says: I expect an overwhelming victory for the yay-sayers
Syruplicker says: Yes, perfect! Let's make it an acronym so that people can remember it better

Kingofthewhale234 says: yes.
Kingofthewhale234 says: i hear you, man. good idea

Syruplicker says: PENIS. Hm, I sure hope that doesnt mean anything funny in a foreign language

Kingofthewhale234 says: pff. that's not a real word in any language. haha. hmm. Who would use such a funny word for anything?

Syruplicker says: Hehe yeah. Crazy Danish maybe.

Kingofthewhale234 says: well, no worries then!
Kingofthewhale234 says: danish' can't understand any language - least of all their own

Syruplicker says: excellent. we're all safe. May PENIS have many 'members'

Kingofthewhale234says: :D
Kingofthewhale234 says: we should create a website
Kingofthewhale234 says: http://www.please-help-penis.com/

Syruplicker says: Ooh yes, penis goes digital. Smart move. You're all modern and stuff!

Kingofthewhale234 says: you have to go with the youth these days

Syruplicker says: Maybe on the homepage it can say something like - "PENIS is still very small. But it can grow. All we need is your loving care. Please help PENIS. Help it now."

Kingofthewhale234 says: yes!
Kingofthewhale234 says: Join today!

Syruplicker says: we should make badges too

Kingofthewhale234 says: I'm getting the feeling that this can really work

Syruplicker says: or badgers

Kingofthewhale234 says: and help the penguins

Syruplicker says: yes it's a solid plan

Kingofthewhale234 says: yeah, badgers have the same colour as penguins

Syruplicker says: but badgers floss dont they

Kingofthewhale234 says: oooh! major flaw
Kingofthewhale234 says: drawback there

Syruplicker says: and they have their own support group already - BONER. Badgers Of Never Ending Rallies
Syruplicker says: It's a political protest movement I believe

Kingofthewhale234 says: :/
Kingofthewhale234 says: guess we have to stick with the PENIS

Syruplicker says: yeah. start small. work our way up.

Kingofthewhale234 says: yeah, actually. Maybe we should do a stunt
Kingofthewhale234 says: we could - build a massive metal penguin, a skinny one
Kingofthewhale234 says: and erect a monument

Syruplicker says: Clever!

Kingofthewhale234 says: we could spell PENIS along the bottom, and have big banners so people konw what it's about

Syruplicker says: wait - maybe we can make it into a fountain!

Kingofthewhale234 says: yes!
Kingofthewhale234 says: a fountain!
Kingofthewhale234 says: well... maybe that'd be a problem. It's minusdegrees! The water would freeze and the monument would positively explode
Kingofthewhale234 says: so we need people to rub it at all times to make it work

Syruplicker says: ah! and we could use whipped cream or custard instead of water

Kingofthewhale234 says: yeah, because it's about food, right?
Kingofthewhale234 says: the penguins need to be fed

Syruplicker says: exactly. penguins need the protein

Kingofthewhale234 says: protein, that's right.

Syruplicker says: we could launch a special PENIS Provide the Protein Programme

Kingofthewhale234 says: aha! Now we're talking!
Kingofthewhale234 says: and what about all the baby penguins being born into a famished life?

Syruplicker says: poor things
Syruplicker says: you know, I think it's because of all the Seamen.
Syruplicker says: they just don't do anything about it!

Kingofthewhale234 says: yeah, we should provide the penguins with protein, stop the seamen - initiate birth control

Syruplicker says: should we protect the statue with a rubber sheet then? In case of bad weather or angry seamen?

Kingofthewhale234 says: yeah, we should use protection, for the sake of the babies

Syruplicker says: agreed. I like the sound of this
Syruplicker says: this will change penguin lives dramatically
Syruplicker says: already are we being hampered in our efforts - the bastards took me offline!
Syruplicker says: the penguins have many enemies...

Kingofthewhale234 says: it's the seamen, they're angry, and they wont stop coming

Syruplicker says: so many seamen... where do they all come from

Kingofthewhale234 says: yeah

Syruplicker says: guess it's just one of life's mysteries huh

Kingofthewhale234 says: another question.
Kingofthewhale234 says: they're just piling up

Syruplicker says: but we're not backing down, right? are we? there's much protein to be spent... You and me, here and now, we must plant the seeds that will lead to greater things... one day

Kingofthewhale234 says: we'll hafta do it for the penguins

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