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Che-ckhen!


Fact - A chicken will lay bigger and stronger eggs if you change the lighting in such a way as to make them think a day is 28 hours long!
Fact - The chicken can travel up to 9 miles per hour.
Fact - The greatest number of yolks in one chicken egg is nine.
Fact - Alektorophobia - Fear of chickens.
Fact - There are more chickens than people in the world.
Fact - Chickens and turkeys are known to cross-breed, these breeds are known as "Turkins".
Fact - The term 'Chicken Pox' didn't come from people believing that they came from chickens, it came from the Old English term 'gican pox' - which means the itching pox.

Source: Little Known Facts about Chicken

I don't suppose you'd be interested in reading about chicken, but I am!

4 Comments!:

Foss said...

Chickens can lift up to four-hundred times their own bodyweight. Fact.

Smylexx said...

Murloc factoids:

1. Murlocs can swim up to 32 miles per hour in salt water.

2. Murlocs are a valuable source of Vitamin D

3. Murlocs were not responsible in any way for the death of John F Kennedy despite evidence to the contrary.

4. You can fit 76 Murlocs inside a Mini providing you remove the ashtray

5. Murlocs should not be fed after midnight, splashed with water or exposed to bright light.

6. The word "Murloc" should be pronounced "Murrrrrrellllochhhk" a bit like how Gandalf says "Sauron".

7. Murlocs should be served with white wine and not red.

8. It takes two Murlocs to change a lightbulb. One to change the lightbulb and the other to gank you while squealing "Bleurghuribbleibbleibble-fn-fn-yeurggggleurp-urp".

9. The McMurloc with Crumpet meal is served regularly in the UK until 10am.

10. Baby Murlocs are an ideal alternative to creme freche and make an attractive paperweight with only a little additional decoration.

Audun said...

ahahahahahahahahaahahhaahhahaahahaha


that's fucking hilarious Smy!

(sorry foss, smy stole all the attention on this on:( )

Tora said...

:D Fabolous!

I laughed!

And I am amazed Foss :o

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